Eatingcleveland.com » Weight Loss http://www.eatingcleveland.com Cleveland Food Blog - Cleveland's Chubbiest Blog Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:55:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 I Can Make You Thin: Tap This Jerko! http://www.eatingcleveland.com/2008/03/31/i-can-make-you-lose-weight-fatty/ http://www.eatingcleveland.com/2008/03/31/i-can-make-you-lose-weight-fatty/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:55:41 +0000 Mark http://www.eatingcleveland.com/2008/03/31/i-can-make-you-lose-weight-fatty/ Being a gigantically fat man I’ve struggled with weight my entire life.  So the other day when my wife was forcing me to watch "Clean House" on TLC and a commercial came on for "I Can Make You Thin with Paul McKenna", I was intrigued.  Especially by these clips of everyone tapping themselves.  Why was everyone tapping themselves?
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I saw that the show was on tonight and I happened to turn it on the very second this Paul McKenna goof was explaining his tapping technique.  He wanted his fat audience members to tap certain parts of their body on his command.  These locations were "magic" spots on the body that could help you "change your brain" with a little tapping.  This would alter your mood and as a result you would eat less. 

I’m sorry, but I’m calling bullshit on this one.  Tapping yourself thin?  Come on.  This is further proof that fat people are also unfortunately stupid and gullible.  I’m sure this guy is making a mint off of this garbage and then he sits on his yacht off the coast of Dubai laughing with his friends when they watch the tape of his show.

Real Weight Loss Tip
I know this page will probably get a lot of visitors looking for ways to lose weight.  Well, because I’m such a great fellow, I’ve got a tried and true weight loss tip for you after the jump.

Stop eating so goddamn much fatty!

Photo: leigh m aucoin!!


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