**Before I get going on the food, a big FU to Marc’s in Coventry. “We don’t give change.” In order to park in your parking lot you need change, but you won’t give it out? You can go and get bent Marc.

I asked our waiter what he recommended with meat in it and he suggested the Curt Burger ($7.50). It’s was pretty weak. As you can see from the picture up there it looked like someone threw it up against a wall before they served it to me. For a cheese burger with bacon, onions and mayo, it lacked any real flavor. I was looking for something luscious and juicy, I didn’t get it.

Others in my party were underwhelmed as well. I tasted my wife’s meat pie and it wasn’t anything special. My friend stopped eating her spinach and mushroom pie half way through because it got “gritty”. That’s not pleasant.

While I’m being negative, our service was horrible. Our waiter must have had something very important going on in the kitchen because he was M.I.A. almost the entire time. At one point we even had to ask multiple people for refills. Maybe it’s because we had kids with us, who knows.

The one bright spot was their french fries. Oooh, those bastards are delicious. Crispy and crunchy fresh-cut potatoes, perfect doused in vinegar. Make sure you order those if you go.

It sucks having a crappy meal at a Cleveland landmark, but Tommy’s was definitely not up to par that night.

Tommy’s Restaurant
1824 Coventry Rd.
Cleveland Heights, OH 44118
216-321-7757

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Bangkok Thai is on Mayfield Rd in Lyndhurst which is the part after all the exciting stuff and Mayfield, but before all the exciting stuff in Little Italy. It’s in a little strip mall so it’s easy to pass unless you know what it looks like. I’d suggest taking a look at this Google Map street view if you’re not familiar with the area. 

My favorite dish here is the Pad Thai with the clear noodles, medium spicy. It’s so well done, a perfect combination of all the flavors and the medium spice is just right for me. Simplicity is also a plus for this Pad Thai, nothing fancy in it and no crazy garnishes, just what you want when you’re craving those delicious Thai flavors. 

They’ve also got a beef, lemon grass and ginger soup that is spicy enough to flat out kill the H1N1 virus along with most of your taste buds. 

Bangkok Thai has some really excellent standard Thai dishes that I just love. If you temper your expectations on what eating at a restaurant should be, courteous service and whatnot, I’m pretty sure you’ll come out loving Bangkok Thai as well.

**I’d like it to be noted that although I had every opportunity to, I did not once use Bangkok as a pun. But man did I want to. 

Bangkok Thai
5359 Mayfield Rd
Cleveland, OH 44124-2456
(440) 684-1982

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Campus Polleyes – Bowling Green, Ohio: Normally the food you enjoyed in college lacks distinction years later when all of the alcohol has left your system, but this is not true for Campus Polleyes. They have a unique offering that I honestly can not believe isn’t on every pizzeria menu across the country: stuffed breadsticks. These huge breadsticks are stuffed with the pizza toppings of your choosing, brushed with garlic butter and served with your choice of dipping sauces. So simple, yet so delicious. My favorite combo: chicken, mushroom and cheese with ranch dipping sauce.

Myles Pizza – Bowling Green, Ohio: Their pizza crust is horrific, just maybe a step above actual cardboard. Just maybe. Yet, I would easily place their pizza in my all time top 5. How is that possible you ask? A spicy tomato sauce that absolutely blows away any that I’ve ever had and it doesn’t hurt that they put about 3 pounds of cheese on a small pizza. A nice feature they have is that if you want to pick one up, they can partially bake it for you, so you can finish it at home.

Rusty Bucket – Northville, Michigan: Neat little sports bar/pub atmosphere, a whole mess of beer and some seriously tasty food. They have this sandwich called the “Italian Torpedo” that is out of this world. It consists of a slab of Italian sausage topped with cappicola, salami, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, peppers and Italian dressing. Go figure, I try the place in Michigan to find out it’s a chain from Columbus. Oh, and look, they have a location in Solon.

Zingerman’s Deli – Ann Arbor, Michigan: While exploring Ann Arbor a local vendor told us that we must visit Zingerman’s before we leave, I could kiss that woman. This place is unbelievable. It’s a deli, bread bakery, cheese shop, coffee shop, pastry bakery and chocolatier all rolled into one store. We were there on a Saturday and the place was jam packed with people looking to get a sandwich from the deli and I can vouch that their Reuben is worth every minute you have to wait for it. If it’s food or related to food there is a good place these guys sell it. I would have loved to have had a whole day there, but luckily they have an online catalog where you can order a number of their products.

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But that all changed yesterday when my wife talked me into Mama Roberto’s for lunch. She said the calzones were delicious and I was inclined to believe the girl. Plus there is an added benefit to a calzone that you regular folk may not know, but this bit of wisdom has been passed down through generations of fat men: Calzones are always preferable to pizzas. They’ve both got all the same ingredients, but if you eat a whole pizza you are fat pig. If you eat a whole calzone, you’re just hungry. It’s all about perception people.

I perceive the calzones at Mama Roberto’s to be absolutely delicious (See how I did that there). I opted for the sausage and kalamata olive calzone and it couldn’t have been better. They make their own sausage, so you can forget about those little rabbit turds that everyone else uses. Also unlike most other calzones they use ricotta in theirs which I didn’t think would be the greatest idea, but I must say it added a very nice flavor and texture.

A calzone will set you back about $10, but even my big ass couldn’t eat the whole thing at one sitting. I also too must mention the service. It’s a mom and pop shop and they really treat you like family from the moment you step in the door. I like that. I think you will too. Give Mama Roberto’s a shot.

Mama Roberto’s
8658 Mentor Avenue
Mentor, OH 44060-6140
(440) 205-8890

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My favorite thing there is the Iskender which is pieces of seasoned lamb meat (think gyro) served over the top of a bed of crispy pita chips with a tomato butter sauce, and a side of homemade yogurt. The grease from the meat softens the pita chips much like some good pulled pork will soak into bread. The yogurt cuts right through the salty richness of the dish, making for an amazing meal.

If you have time for an appetizer, I’d suggest the dip sampler. Everyone of them is excellent, although their homemade pitas are so good you could eat just about anything on them.

Skip their baklava though.  It’s not that great and way overpriced.

Anatolia Cafe
2270 Lee Rd.
Cleveland Heights, OH 44118
216-321-4400

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Long time readers here (a.k.a. only my Mom) may remember a post or two about Don Tequila. Well I’ve been there a couple of times recently and I thought I needed to give them some time. 

They offer a good variety of Mexican dishes at reasonable prices, and I’m always happy with what I order.  But what I really love about the place is the people that work there. Everyone is so unbelievably friendly. They make you feel like family when you eat there, and I appreciate that. They joke around with my son just to make him laugh, it’s always a fun time going to Don Tequila.

Just FYI: I know it is a franchise, with locations all over Northeastern Ohio, but I’m talking of the Mentor location here.

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A few months back a friend told me about this crazy little sub shop in Downtown Willoughby where you can get these enormous submarine sandwiches for $4. I asked what the name of it was.  With a bit of hesitation, she said “What about Bob’s Subs”.  Ummm, come again?  Who the hell would name a restaurant that? 

The smartest goddamn guy in the world, that’s who.

Whomever owns this joint has to be smart because he’s doling out ridiculously good footlong subs for $4. If that’s not a big F-U to Jared, I don’t know what is. Got a hankering for two feet of sandwich? That will only set you back $7.  Take a look at that sandwich up top there.  That’s two feet of Italian goodness.  Not enough for you?  Let’s admire that beauty another way over here on the right:

God is that sexy.

It’s What’s on the Inside that Counts

And you might think that they’d use really crappy ingredients to be able to afford to sell a $4 sub, but that’s not the case.  I don’t know where they get their bread from but it is crusty and flavorful, the perfect base for salty deli meats and cheeses. Whenever I go I get the Ultimate Italian with cappicola, salami, prosciutto, hot peppers, garlic, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, provolone cheese and Bob’s ultimate sub sauce.  I don’t know what they put in that “ultimate sauce”, but it’s damn near euphoric.

Oh, don’t skip the peppers, they’re freakin’ awesomeness.

There are 10 different subs to choose from and they are all very good. They also have wraps and salads, but those are for sissies.

Two Bad Parts About What About Bob’s

I was in the grocery store the other day when I saw this fat guy in a butcher’s uniform waving his arms around like he was being attacked by bees.  You may not know this but there is a secret fat guy code that requires other fat guys to come to the aide of any other fat guy in need.  So I rushed over to see what was going on.  It turns out there were no bees.  The dude was very excitingly talking about this new sub shop where they have super cheap subs. 

Take a guess what that was. 

If portly men are openly discussing restaurants you can bet your ass that the place is going to start to get busy.  That’s what’s happening with What About Bob’s, so I’d suggest calling your order in if you’d like to pick it up around lunch or dinner time. Their number is below.

The second problem with Bob’s is that it is just about damn near impossible to find unless you’ve got a GPS with you. The best way to describe their location is to say that it’s on the little street that you have to turn down to get to the parking lot of Willoughby Brewing Co. and Gavi’s.  You dig?

What about Bob’s Subs
38233 Glenn Ave.
Willoughby, OH 44094
440-951-9700

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This actually isn’t the first time that I’ve mentioned Scooter’s in this space, but since it’s been almost three years, I figured I’d give them another shout out.

Here’s 3 reasons why I love Scooter’s:

• Awesome Food
• It’s Cheap
• You Feel Like Family

The menu isn’t anything crazy, it’s basically hot dogs, fries and ice cream, but that’s all three food groups so how can you complain? The dogs are deep fried (hells yes!) and you can get them topped with just about anything you want.  French Fries, including sweet potato, are hand cut when ordered and served in mountainous portions.  Don’t believe me? The small fry, it fills up an entire brown paper bag like your kid would take to lunch.  Plus they’ve got soft serve and hard scooped ice cream, so there really is no reason to eat anywhere else.

And you can’t be the prices at Scooter’s.  Applebee’s and Outback can advertise their awesome dinner deals all they want, but for $5 you can get a huge hotdog, fries and a drink at Scooter’s. 

I always hate going to places where you feel like you don’t belong, like everyone else is a regular, but you’re just some random hippie off the street.  At Scooter’s, you always feel like you below.  The owner, I believe his name his Scott, might just be the nicest damn guy I have ever met.  He greets you as you come in, takes your order and makes sure to say goodbye and thank you when you leave.  When’s the last time you were thanked for buying a hot dog?  Huh?

When you go, because I know you will, make sure you tell him Mark from Eating Cleveland sent you.

Scooter’s Dawg House
9600 Blackbrook Rd.
Mentor, Ohio 44060
440-354-8480

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The place is pretty tiny inside.  I think I counted 10 tables.  But, size never says anything about the service and quality of the place.  The thing I first noticed was there was a TV showing you everything the chef was working on.  Basically you can see your sushi being made, without having to stand over the chef and watch that way.  I thought that was pretty neat. 

We got our drinks right away when we sat down along with our menus.  The menu is 4 pages, with part of the menu being a ‘lunch combo’ section, which is served from 11:00 am to 3:00 pm.  Your choice of sushi is served along with soup and your choice of seaweed salad or pot stickers.  Being dinner time we missed out on that special… but, there’s always tomorrow.

There were so many choices; seafood salad, seaweed salad, edamame, potstickers, rolls, sashimi, tempuras and so much more. I decided to try their sushi rolls and choose the potstickers as an appetizer. I of course had some of my friends edamame,  The appetizer came with 6 pot stickers on the plate.  It was definitely a nice size appetizer to share between two people.  As soon as we were done with our appetizers, our sushi came out just a few minutes later.  My choice of rolls were the California Roll, Spicy Salmon, and my favorite of the evening, the Crunch Roll. 

The California Roll was the same as pretty much anywhere else I’ve had it.  The spicy Salmon was the regular Salmon Roll, drizzled with hot sauce over every roll.  I love spicy food, but this sauce was spicer than I had expected, and it made my sinuses clear out right away.  The crunch roll, my favorite roll now, was made with shrimp tempura, cucumber and avocado.  On top of this roll they added tempura batter all crumbled up with a drizzle of what seemed to be a teriyaki sauce.  The crumbles on top reminded me of a bread crumb topping.  But, I need to say it again… my favorite roll ever!!!

We had great service throughout the whole time we were there.  Our drinks were always full, and the server asked as quite a few times if there was anything else she could get for us as we dinned.

You have no idea how sad I am that I didn’t take a picture of this meal for you all to see… but, now you have an excuse to go and take a picture of your own meals when you head to Young’s Sushi in downtown Willoughby.

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My adventure to Maggiano’s began one Thursday afternoon when my friends from work invited me and my little one to go out to eat with them that coming Saturday.  Me being a ‘crazy’ girl accepted the invitation. Let me tell you that their website is very user friendly.  It even allows you to make online reservations for parties with less then 8 people. Maggiano’s is located at 26300 Cedar Rd. #1103, Beachwood, OH, 44122-1190S. Not being very familiar with Beachwood I followed my girlfriend out there.  Easy enough to find… the exit we got off at is the exit right after the “Microcenter” exit.  (If you are reading this and you know my husband you know that we visit there quite often). 

We pulled into the parking lot around 12:15 p.m. heading to eat with the lunch crowd.  We walked into the restaurant and I was first of all impressed with the very nice waiting area (or lobby like area).  My baby girl made sure to say HI to everyone who walked through the door.  I thought about asking them to hire her as a ‘welcoming committee’ but then I thought twice and decided against it.  As we were waiting for the rest of our party to arrive I noticed the valet seemed to be very nice, and quickly took cars away and brought cars to guests. 

So about 20 minutes go by, our party arrives and they seat us immediately for our 12:30 reservation. When we sat down at the table there was already glasses of water, menu’s, and the waitress was right there ready to take our drink order.  Most of the party choose water, but a few of us got something else to drink. It seemed like very few minute went by and our drinks were on the table.   She gave us a few minutes to look over the menu, and of course since non of us had been there it took a few extra minutes. We decided to order our appetizers, and then continue to look at the menu for what our entree’s would be. I ordered the kids meal too, so my girl could eat right away and not get hungry. So this part amazed me even more… As soon as we gave her our appetizer and kids meal order I headed upstairs to use the restroom and change a diaper, and when I came back the food was there. The same speed was given as we ordered our entree’s while we ate our appetizers and as soon as we were done it seemed that our entree’s were ready to be served.

So, what is it that we ordered you ask… here goes.

For a kids meal I ordered the ‘Grilled chicken breast served with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli florettes.’ All the kids meals are 1 price, $5.95.  They come with a drink of your choice; milk, lemonade, pop, etc and dessert; lemon cookies or ice cream. Now, you may say all kids meals are the same, but let me tell you , that this kids meal portion was that of an adult.  It was a very large serving of food, which my baby eat half of, and then her daddy ate the other half we brought home as leftovers…

Appetizers were served right a long with the kids meal, so we were all eating something. A few people ordered a side salad, I ordered a creamy potato and chicken soup which was $4.95 for a very large bowl, and few people ordered fried zucchini – Strips of zucchini hand battered w/Japanese bread crumbs and fried to a golden brown, served with a zesty lemon aioli cream sauce, definitely not your normal fried zucchini you would get anywhere else.  It seems like they serve you a whole zucchini, and I didn’t order it, but I believe it was between the $5 and $6 range.  (One of my friends said that could have been her whole meal…) 

Everyone seemed to order a different entree.  I can’t remember everything ordered, but I know for sure that I went with the Chicken Pesto Linguine- Linguine pasta tossed with roasted chicken, pesto, and pine nuts in a parmesan broth with a hint of lemon. This serving fed me lunch and then I took the rest home and my husband and I were able to get two more plateful’s out of it for our dinner.  This dish was priced at $10.95.  Well worth it!  

All in all the whole experience was just top notch.  So make sure you head to Beachwood and visit Maggiano’s Little Italy for lunch or dinner, or call them to reserve a banquet room for your next party.

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