Our television stations and radio waves are filled all day long by people complaining about all the great injustices in this world: slavery, child prostitution, world hunger and even Global Warming. However, not a word is mentioned about the greatest injustice faced by human kind: grocery store guacamole. Have you ever had this shit? It’s horrific. It’s filled with all kinds of preservatives and fillers because god forbid they should use actual avocados. But do not fret. Making guacamole at home is super easy and delicious.
Easy Guacamole Dip Recipe
makes about 2 cups
2 Ripe Avocados, peeled and chopped
1Tbsp Jalapeño, minced
2 Cloves Garlic, minced
2Tbsp Onion, minced
1 Lime, juiced
Salt
Pepper
1. Mince your onion, garlic and jalapeño, then put it in a bowl.
2. Scoop your avocados out of their shells and remove the pits. Coarsely chop the avocado, don’t worry about getting it perfect. Place that into the bowl.
3. Cut your lime in half, squeeze all of the juice into the bowl with the avocados and the other ingredients.
4. Get out your potato masher and put a hurt on all of those ingredients. You may need to scrape down the bowl midway through, but mash until it reaches an consistency you like.
5. Taste it. Need salt or pepper? If so, add as much as needed.
That’s it. 5 minutes and you’ve got yourself some of the best guacamole you’ll ever have.
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