It always strikes me as funny that stories like this make the news, but apparently Giraffe Meat and milk is now Kosher.  Hells yeah!  I was just talking to my Jewish buddy the other day who was complaining because he is Kosher but he really wanted to try some giraffe milk.

Side note: Wouldn’t it be really hard to milk a Giraffe?  Does this job involve the use of a ladder?  Why did I capitalize giraffe?

There is an important takeaway from this story.  If you’re at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo’s African Safari and you see a guy with a yarmulke staring at the giraffes, licking his lips, call security!

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