Do you want to see people eat grotesque amounts of food in a short period of time!  There’s always the potential of a choking death!  How exciting.

Competitive eating is coming to Cleveland on Mother’s Day weekend May 10 & 11.  The National Fudge Brownie Eating Championship will be held during the Cleveland Chocolate Festival.

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There are a lot of famous Competitive Eaters coming to town that weekend “Tiny Tim” Rauscheder, Mark Lyle “The Human Vacuum”, James “The Food Prowler” Fowler, Dave “Coondog” O’Karma and Star “Blocking the Twinkles” Jones.  Ok, I’m just kidding about Star Jones.  No mention of Ed “Cookie” Jarvis the greatest competitive eater of all time.

Visit the website for the Cleveland Chocolate Festival:

Cleveland Chocolate Festival

On second thought, don’t.  That website is a piece of garbage and those animated people might just be the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet.

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3 Responses to “Competitive Eating Coming to Cleveland”

  1. Joe Stanford Says:

    When you said that the website was the most obnoxious thing you ever saw did you include this website in your analysis?

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  2. Mark Says:

    Yes, I did include eatingcleveland.com in my analysis and that Cleveland Chocolate Festival won by a landslide.

    Thanks for visiting Joe and a special thanks for taking the time to comment.

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  3. Adrienne Roth Says:

    Thanks for the endorsement of my website. I see that you hate it, but really it was made for families to review. Hopefully your distaste for my website won’t keep you from attending the chocolate festival and the brownie eating contest. We would still love to have you there. Thanks again.

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