Looks like I got tagged today.  I had no idea what in the hell that meant, until I followed a link back to Glittergirl in the City.  I apparently now have to tell everyone 7 random or weird facts about myself.  This could be bad, but here goes:

 
1. Glittergirl will love this one.  I HATE GLITTER!  Absolutely detest the stuff and am petitioning Congress to have laws changed so that glitter is held to the same standards as cigarettes.  Everything would apply.  You’d have to be 18 to buy it, use it outside only, the whole nine yards.

2. I am really loud.  Annoyingly so.  Especially when I am tired.

3. In a 6 hour span at college once I got totally drunk, threw a kid down a flight of stairs, got hit in the face, passed out, fell off the top bunk, woke-up in a pile of vomit, missed the first day of a new job, showed my parents my brand new black eye and met my future mother-in-law for the first time.  The rest of the day was pretty laid back after that.

 
4. My great-uncle wrote the Hokey Pokey.

5. I am allergic to EVERYTHING, except mold.

6. I was a model in a fashion show once.  I was 3.  I didn’t need coke to keep me skinny.

7. When I first met my wife I told her that I had been a sock model in the Kmart ads.  She believed it for 3 years before someone ratted me out.

Well, that was fun and exciting.  It will be good to be able to pinpoint why everyone stopped coming to the site and how I lost my job.  I know most of these folks are way to busy to respond, but I think they are all great sites and I’d be interested in seeing what they have to say.

Consider yourselves tagged:
MattBites
SymonSays
Simply Recipes
The Food Monkey
Ruhlman

Glitter image: Vagamundos
Hokey Pokey image: FredoAlvarez