Honey Baked Foods Inc. is recalling almost 50,000 pounds of its famous Honey Baked Ham and turkey because of suspected poisoning by Russian spies from the KGB. The meat was sold through the companies Internet store and Toledo Ohio Honey Baked stores.
The company suspects that while the meat was in their top secret meat storage facility it was poisoned with listeria by Russian spies working for the anti-ham leader of Russia Vladimir Putin. Mr.Putin has denied any allegations of poisoned meat and blames his political opponent for trying raise such suspicions.
While the USDA has yet to receive any reports of illness, they are now working with the British Government as well as the MI5 to see if there is any connection with the Litvinenko case in the United Kingdom. If you have any information on the poisoned meat, Honey Baked asked that you call 800-461-3998.
[tags]Litvinenko, Putin, Thanksgiving, breaking-news, cooking, Russian Spy[/tags]
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