The food holiday of all food holidays is soon approaching. Your turkey is thawing, you have bags of potatoes ready to be mashed and enough beer to make sure that the police will show up some time around 8:00. You're all set. Or are you?
What about the cranberries? And the green beans? You are a complete moron and you've just ruined Thanksgiving for your entire family. Don't expect a Christmas present this year, ass! However, there may be salvation for you and maybe even rescue yourself from those turkey day disasters. Here's some of the best Thanksgiving tips and tricks I've found around dis here internet:
Wired Magazine's Deal with Turkey Day Disasters – Semi useful information, but if you aren't trying to cook and type at the same time, it might be right up your alley.
Butterball Turkey's Holiday Guide – Everything you could possible want to know about turkey, plus a lot of useful information like instructional guides and videos. No, not dirty videos, unless your into plucked turkeys.
Better Homes and Gardens America's Funniest Thanksgiving Disasters – Because I like to encourage people, take a minute to read the stories from these poor bastards. Maybe you won't feel like such a worthless piece of human debris.
Have a good Thanksgiving and try not to die, I can't afford to lose the readers.
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